Mind the L.O.R.D.

Mind the Day After

Claro que o dia seguinte é de cobranças do tipo "porque vc ficava olhando prá moça que tava dançando ao invés de ficar olhando prá mim?" "Porque vc ficou tirando foto da moça com roupa de dança e que tava iluminada ao invés de ficar tirando foto minha, que tava sentada no canto escuro?", e por aí vai...

Preciso retomar meu curso intensivo de psiquiatria feminina. Vivo esquecendo o ensinamentos do mestre Lucio. Que, alilás, vai ser papi.

Mind the Belly

Hoje é noite de tomar beliscão a noite toda !!!!!

Mind the Romance

... tá certo que eu venho cantando a mesma mulher fazem alguns anos, mas pelo menos eu tento variar....

Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
If I made you feel second best
Girl forgive me I am blind

But you were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Maybe I didn't hold you
All those lonely lonely times
Maybe I never told you
I’m so happy that you’re mine?
Little things I should have said or done
I just never took the time

But you were always on my mind
You were always on my mine
Tell me... tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
Give me... give me one more chance to keep you satisfied
I’ll keep you satisfied

Little things I should have said and done...
I just never took the time
But you were always on my mind...
You were always on my mind

Tell me.... tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
Give me... give me one more chance to keep you satisfied....
I'll keep you satisfied

You were always on my mind

Mind the Hand

Tá com pregui até de tocá?

Back to the Future

Estampado no tubo de Omcilon A:

"Fabricado 60 meses antes da data de validade"

Mind the F.U.C.K.

Você sabia!?
Você sabia que antigamente na Inglaterra as pessoas que não fossem da família Real tinham que pedir autorização ao Rei para terem relações sexuais?
Por exemplo: Quando as pessoas queriam ter filhos, tinham que pedir consentimento ao Rei que, então, ao permitir o coito, mandava entregar-lhes uma placa que deveria ser pendurada na porta de casa com a frase: "Fornication Under Consent of the King", cuja sigla era F.U.C.K. - daí a origem da palavra chula FUCK.

Já em Portugal, devido à baixa taxa de natalidade, as pessoas eram obrigadas a ter relações. Esta lei chamou-se "Fornicação Obrigatória por Despacho Administrativo", dando origem à sigla F.O.D.A. Daí a origem da palavra FODA.

Quem fosse solteiro ou viúvo, tinha que ter na porta a frase "Processo Unilateral de Normalização Hormonal por Estimulacão Temporária Auto-Induzida" cuja sigla era P.U.N.H.E.T.A.

Vivendo e aprendendo.

Assim a gente vai se aculturando. Podemos até falar palavrões, mas com conhecimento e com cultura!


(Essa veio do Fabrício)

Mind the Ring

Gimli Gloin's son If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Gimli, Dwarf, handy with an axe when orcs are about. In the movie, I am played by John Rhys-Davies. Who would you be? Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test  with Perseus Web Survey Software

Mind the stars

Leo

July 23 - August 22

It may be necessary for you to work independently for awhile in order to achieve your long term goals and career objectives. Because you are temporarily standing on the sidelines, this is a time of clear insight -- perfect for making financial decisions. Avoid office gossip, no matter how entertaining or harmless it seems. It's not only distracting, but this particular bit of gossip will come back to bite someone in the butt. (Don't let it be you!) Due to an ususual planetary alignment, miscommunication will become more common. Make sure to ask questions and strive for clarity. Use desktime to get organzed. Life will move back into the fast lane as the season changes.

Personal keyword: data mining

Related reading: The malleable nature of knowledge management

Mind the new camera

Testando 1,2,3...

Camerita nueva na resolução mínima...


Not bad for a R$ 300,00 P.O.S., ain't it?

Mind the Weekend End

Quase segunda-feira..

Sábado trampo, depois sítio.
Bike, churras.
Domingão.. bike, mais churras, mais bike.
Volta, duas horas de curvas na Raposo.

Então, ainda tem aquela proposta (de Sábado de manhã) pra montar.
Mas só amanhã, que hoje, até eu ir dormir, ainda é Domingão.

Mind the Drug Abuse

-- Rolf Kulemann

I sent a letter to the fish,
I told them, "This is what I wish."
The little fishes of the sea,
They sent an answer back to me.
The little fishes' answer was
"We cannot do it, sir, because ..."
I sent a letter back to say
It would be better to obey.
But someone came to me and said
"The little fishes are in bed."
I said to him, and I said it plain
"Then you must wake them up again."
I said it very loud and clear,
I went and shouted in his ear.
But he was very stiff and proud,
He said "You needn't shout so loud."
And he was very proud and stiff,
He said "I'll go and wake them if ..."
I took a kettle from the shelf,
I went to wake them up myself.
But when I found the door was locked
I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked,
And when I found the door was shut,
I tried to turn the handle, But ...

"Is that all?" asked Alice.
"That is all." said Humpty Dumpty. "Goodbye."
-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"

Mind the Trailers !!

Unreleased Matrix Trailers

Mind the Booze

Vodka, anyone?