O tipo de texto que dá gosto de ler... tem nego que deve estar se coçando prá copiar (tanto o texto como o sucesso), mas no fundo sabe que vai quebrar a cara...
Blue Bus todo mundo le:
"Blue Bus, 9 anos, na 1a noite eram 35 08:01 Bom dia. Blue Bus entrou para a internet em janeiro de 1997 mas foi inaugurado mais de 1 ano antes, em 1995, como um BBS, no Rio de Janeiro. Foi apresentado a um auditorio seleto de pouco mais de 30 pessoas, entre publicitarios e jornalistas, num apart hotel em Ipanema. Foi no dia 29 de novembro.
A data tinha sido determinada com base na historinha infantil de trabalhar 1 mês inteiro ganhando 1 centavo por dia mas dobrando o salario a cada dia, recontada por Nicholas Negroponte no seu entao recente 'Vida Digital'. A ideia de Negroponte era fazer uma relaçao entre o processo exponencial da multiplicaçao do salario com a velocidade formidavel do crescimento da internet - 'Seguindo esta maravilhosa formula de reajuste, se tivesse começado a trabalhar no dia 1o de janeiro, estaria ganhando mais de 10 milhoes por dia no ultimo dia do mês (de 31 dias)' - narrou. 29/11 Julio Hungria
Escolhemos para a estreia um penultimo dia do mês, 29 de novembro. A ideia, certamente exagerada, era tentar provar que o futuro chegava no dia seguinte, amanha ou depois ;- ). Mandei fazer 50 camisas azuis com o nome Blue Bus inscrito no peito - servia a toda a lotaçao do auditorio do evento, o numero exato de lugares. Mandei apagar a luz pra começar o espetaculo quando tinham chegado 35. As vezes, nao dá pra acreditar que hoje somos 100 mil (usuarios unicos).
Sao 9 anos exatos. Blue Bus comemora a data como um certificado de que a internet é possivel e que o projeto dessa midia vai sobreviver a todos os obstaculos que continuam sendo empilhados ao longo do seu caminho (e interferem no caminho das midias novas e dos novos formatos) pela incompreensao dos que nao querem perder seu lugar (há tantos!) ou pela falta da percepçao deles de que o mundo muda, nao ha como lutar contra isso. 29/11 Julio Hungria"
Mind the Keys!
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WE'VE GOT THE KEYS!
E não, não são de brincadeira!
Estamos apartamentados, de fato, porém ainda não mudáveis.
Aguardando a Marta limpar seu gabinete e lembrar de assinar uns papéis aí...
Anyway, já podemos levar amigos pra visitar o mirante. ;)
Mind the Recycle
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Pra vc que não sabe o que fazer com os CD's da AOL que entopem a sua caixa de correio.
(mais um site que sofreu com o efeito /.)
Mind the ABC
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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George, smothered under a rug, H is for Hector, done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in the lake, J is for James who took lye, by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe, L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of enui.
O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire, R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who parished of fits, T is for Titas who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice.
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.
-- Edward Gorey "The Gastly Crumb Tines"
C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George, smothered under a rug, H is for Hector, done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in the lake, J is for James who took lye, by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe, L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of enui.
O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire, R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who parished of fits, T is for Titas who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice.
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.
-- Edward Gorey "The Gastly Crumb Tines"
Mind the Lord of the Disks
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9 megs for the secretaries fair;
7 megs for the hackers scarce;
5 megs for the grads in smoky lairs;
3 megs for the system source;
1 disk to rule them all,
1 disk to bind them,
1 disk to hold the files,
And in the darkness grind 'em
7 megs for the hackers scarce;
5 megs for the grads in smoky lairs;
3 megs for the system source;
1 disk to rule them all,
1 disk to bind them,
1 disk to hold the files,
And in the darkness grind 'em
Mind the Virtual Bimbo !!!!!
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Vai lá e digita BANANA!!!!!!
Outros pedido interessantíssimos:
kiss, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo,
topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick,
hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you, laugh, hip hop, metal, lap dance
Mind the Zoom
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Where's Wally?
TNO has produced the largest digital panoramic photo in the world. So, what do we mean by large? After all, modern consumer cameras can easily take a picture with 5 million pixels. Well, we are talking about a photo of completely different dimensions. One with 2.5 billion pixels - that's 500 times more pixels. If this photo were printed, it would measure 6.67 m by 2.67 m (300 dpi). The photograph shows Delft and its surroundings in the autumn of 2004. It was taken the top of the Electrical Engineering faculty of Delft University, at a height of about 100 m, by TNO.
TNO has produced the largest digital panoramic photo in the world. So, what do we mean by large? After all, modern consumer cameras can easily take a picture with 5 million pixels. Well, we are talking about a photo of completely different dimensions. One with 2.5 billion pixels - that's 500 times more pixels. If this photo were printed, it would measure 6.67 m by 2.67 m (300 dpi). The photograph shows Delft and its surroundings in the autumn of 2004. It was taken the top of the Electrical Engineering faculty of Delft University, at a height of about 100 m, by TNO.
Mind the Time Traveler
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John Titor - Time Traveler
There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005. That conflict flares up and down for 10 years. In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska.
Alguém já tinha ouvido falar neste cara?
Although there is debate over the exact date it started, on November 02, 2000, a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036.
One of the first things he did was post pictures of his time machine and its operations manual. As the weeks went by, more and more people began questioning him about why he was here, the physics of time travel and his thoughts about our time. He also posted on other forums including the old Art Bell site. In his posts John Titor entertained, angered, frightened and even belittled those who engaged him in conversation.
On March 24, 2001, John Titor told us he would be leaving our time and returning to 2036. After that, he was never heard from again. Speculation and investigation about who John Titor was and why he was online continues to this day.
There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005. That conflict flares up and down for 10 years. In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska.
Alguém já tinha ouvido falar neste cara?
Although there is debate over the exact date it started, on November 02, 2000, a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036.
One of the first things he did was post pictures of his time machine and its operations manual. As the weeks went by, more and more people began questioning him about why he was here, the physics of time travel and his thoughts about our time. He also posted on other forums including the old Art Bell site. In his posts John Titor entertained, angered, frightened and even belittled those who engaged him in conversation.
On March 24, 2001, John Titor told us he would be leaving our time and returning to 2036. After that, he was never heard from again. Speculation and investigation about who John Titor was and why he was online continues to this day.
Mind the History Class
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Nos idos de 1900 e guaraná-com-rolha, dois ícones do cyber espaço decidiram unir forças objetivando um único resultado: Dominação Global.
Jay Malmsteen e Joe Pineapples já eram BBSmente reconhecidos como parte do seleto top100 Red Dragon Slayers Association quando deram início a seus ambiciosos projetos de criação de bezouros e taglines. De lá para cá muita água passou por debaixo da ponte (o que quer que isso possa querer dizer).
Cabeças rolaram, computadores queimaram, e diversa peruas escort foram adquiridas no decorrer dos anos, mas o propósito inicial foi mantido, e rapidamente os resultados eram sentidos em todo o mundo.
Como todos os grandes conquistadores, a exemplo de Alexandre o Grande, Napoleão e Cérebro, nossos heróis também lutaram muito antes de encontrar suas parceiras ideais: Hoje, como convém às gandes histórias, por trás deles (ainda que a posição vareie) encontram-se grandes mulheres (calma amor, eu não quis dizer gordinha linda, é grande no sentido figurado, pode guardar a faca de destrinchar frango... toma um chocolatinho, toma...).
Cientes de sua responsabilidade social, Jay e Joe contribuíram enormemente para o desenvolvimento do e-learning, criando cursos on-line de formatação de HDs, ministrando aulas de baixo e guitarra elétrica e propagando a palavra da verdade e da luz para os povos (no caso de Joe, principalmente o povo árabe).
Hoje uma nova etapa se inicia, um projeto grandioso é desfraldado, rompendo a última das barreiras. Sim, eles resolveram perder dinheiro montando mais um site sobre um assunto massacrado, sem relevância econômica e catalisador de inveja e dor de cotovelo em proporções grotescas.
E assim uma nova página começa a ser escrita neste monumental livro de sucessos e vitórias !!!
Nasce o MACMAX !!!!
Jay Malmsteen e Joe Pineapples já eram BBSmente reconhecidos como parte do seleto top100 Red Dragon Slayers Association quando deram início a seus ambiciosos projetos de criação de bezouros e taglines. De lá para cá muita água passou por debaixo da ponte (o que quer que isso possa querer dizer).
Cabeças rolaram, computadores queimaram, e diversa peruas escort foram adquiridas no decorrer dos anos, mas o propósito inicial foi mantido, e rapidamente os resultados eram sentidos em todo o mundo.
Como todos os grandes conquistadores, a exemplo de Alexandre o Grande, Napoleão e Cérebro, nossos heróis também lutaram muito antes de encontrar suas parceiras ideais: Hoje, como convém às gandes histórias, por trás deles (ainda que a posição vareie) encontram-se grandes mulheres (calma amor, eu não quis dizer gordinha linda, é grande no sentido figurado, pode guardar a faca de destrinchar frango... toma um chocolatinho, toma...).
Cientes de sua responsabilidade social, Jay e Joe contribuíram enormemente para o desenvolvimento do e-learning, criando cursos on-line de formatação de HDs, ministrando aulas de baixo e guitarra elétrica e propagando a palavra da verdade e da luz para os povos (no caso de Joe, principalmente o povo árabe).
Hoje uma nova etapa se inicia, um projeto grandioso é desfraldado, rompendo a última das barreiras. Sim, eles resolveram perder dinheiro montando mais um site sobre um assunto massacrado, sem relevância econômica e catalisador de inveja e dor de cotovelo em proporções grotescas.
E assim uma nova página começa a ser escrita neste monumental livro de sucessos e vitórias !!!
Nasce o MACMAX !!!!
Mind the GOTTA_HAVE_IT !!!!!
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"Unconfirmed Sources report Playboy will soon start a new magazine directed at arab men. ' Ji-Hotties' will hit the arab street in just a few days. Our sources indicate the White House pressured the publisher to start the venture to help 'bridge the gap between American and arab men.'
The new magazine Ji-Hotties will be modeled after the wildly successful Playboy formula. It will have feature articles, interviews and of course lots and lots of arab women."
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