Mind the payback

Mind the Police Line

FOR SECURITY REASONS, THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN ISOLATED, PLEASE TAKE ANOTHER ROUTE

: "
Statement from Commissioner


There have been at least six explosions in London this morning.
We are advising members of the public not to travel into London.
Public transport in London will be affected in the next few days.
We are also asking members of the public not to contact police at this stage unless it is a genuine emergency.
We are co-ordinating the other emergency services in responding to this major incident.
We will be issuing a telephone number shortly for worried relatives.
It is too early to confirm the numbers of casualties at this stage.
We hope to have the situation under control very soon."

Yours trully,

Mind the Terrorism

Mind The Kingdom

The Kingdom of Loathing

Knob Goblin dilemma



Just outside Cobb's Knob, you encounter a Knob Goblin holding a fish.

"Hey, man," says the Goblin, "it's like, I've got this fish, but no way to cut it up. Gimme a hand, and I'll reward you."

Being a nice adventurer, you help him out. He holds up his end of the bargain, and gives you some Meat.

You gain 7 Meat.

>Adventure again (The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob)

>Go back to The Nearby Plains

Mind the Live8

Pigs have flown..



Pink Floyd reunited!
(.. at least for 25 minutes)

Mind the Facts

The internet is shit

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The internet is not the sole basis upon which you can determine existence. It sounds simple but people are starting to forget. If it doesn't have a website, that doesn't make something low quality. If you can't Google your blind date, that doesn't make them a freak. If one website says something about anything, it's more than likely pure invention and shouldn't be taken seriously. Checking your sources does not mean finding another website that says the same. Fiction is self-perpetuating.

Mind The Infinite Cat

Cat #972: Ab (really!) ogling Abigail admiring Tita...

The Infinite Cat Project - Cats watching felines watching moggies. It's a concept!

In case you're wondering what the heck this site is all about...

It all began innocently enough when a user on an Apple help web site posted a picture of his cat, Frankie, contemplating the beauty of a flower. Shortly afterwards another user posted a picture of his cat bristling at the image of Frankie on the monitor. I decided this was too much fun and advanced the concept as The Infinite Cat Project which is, simply, cats regarding cats regarding cats in an electronic milieu.

Mind The Rasterbator

KEWL !!!!!

Marriage Quotes

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Robert Anderson
Marriage Quotes

Mind the Songs

Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers

Mind the facts of life

Mind Ella

 

 

Mind the kids' games

Mind the Marketing

Dando o troco na TIM!!

Toca o celular...

- Al�
- Al�Senhor Guilherme?
- Sim
- Sr. Guilherme, aqui �da TIM, estamos ligando para oferecer a promo�o
TIM 1.382 minutos, onde o Sr. tem direito...
- Desculpe - interrompo, mas quem est�falando?
- Aqui �Rosicleide Judite, da TIM, e estamos ligando...
- Rosicleide, me desculpe, mas para nossa seguran�a, gostaria de conferir
alguns dados antes de continuar a conversa, pode ser?
- ... bem, pode.
- Voc�trabalha em que �rea, na TIM?
- Telemarketing Pr�Ativo.
- Voc�tem n�mero de matr�cula na TIM?
- Senhor, desculpe, mas n�o creio que essa informa�o seja necess�ria.
- Ent�o terei que desligar, pois n�o posso ter seguran�a que falo com uma
funcion�ria da TIM.
- Mas posso garantir...
- Al�m do mais, sempre sou obrigado a fornecer meus dados a uma legi�o de
atendentes sempre que tento falar com a TIM.
- Minha matr�cula �6696969.
- S�um momento enquanto verifico.
(Dois minutos)
- S�mais um momento.
- ...
(Cinco minutos)
- Senhor?
- S�mais um momento, por favor, nossos sistemas est�o lentos hoje.
- Mas senhor...
- Pronto, Rosicleide, obrigado por haver aguardado. Qual o assunto?
- Aqui �da TIM, estamos ligando para oferecer a promo�o TIM 1382 minutos,
onde o Sr. tem direito a falar 1.300 minutos e ganha 82 minutos de gra�a,
al�m de poder enviar 372 TIM Torpedos totalmente gr�tis. O senhor est�
interessado, Sr. Guilherme?
- Rosicleide, vou ter que transferir voc�para a minha esposa, por que �ela
quem decide sobre altera�o de planos de telefones celulares. Por favor, n�o
desligue, pois essa liga�o �muito importante para n�s.

Coloco o celular em frente ao aparelho de som, deixo a m�sica Festa no Ap�
do Latino tocando no Repeat e vou para o bar tomar uma cervejinha.

O tipo de texto inteligente que só podia chegar pela Rita !!!