Mind the new version

Daring Fireball: The iTunes 5 Announcement From the Perspective of an Anthropomorphized Brushed Metal User Interface Theme:

Mike: B.M. Speak to me, baby.

Brushed Metal: Don’t bullshit, me Mike. What’s going on?

Mike: What do you mean?

Brushed Metal: What do you think I mean? The Special Event. It starts in 30 minutes and no one has called me yet. I’ve been calling Steve’s office all morning, they won’t take my calls. Are they yanking iTunes 5?

Mike: Uh…

Brushed Metal: No? iTunes 5 is still on? Then why the fuck am I not there?

Mike: B.M., calm down.