Mind the good reading

Let's face it. Relationships are hell.
Sure there's a lot of lovey-dovey, kissy-facey, and touchey-feely, going
on. But what about the real nitty gritty? What's the story with the
opposite sex? That's what this book is all about. This book tells it
like it is, giving you invaluable tips and insights into the bizarre,
illogical, self-serving, self-absorbed, often deranged behavioral patterns
of the opposite sex -- which is, of course, what attracted us in the
first place.