Mind The Devil's Advocate

"John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information
about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He
gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then
what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private,
cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of
all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste,
don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the
next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, flippin' ass off.
He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship
that? Never."